


iT's His Fault

by an inferiority complex



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2009-06-22
Updated: 2009-06-22
Packaged: 2013-09-02 09:40:01
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 225
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5159174/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1707431/an-inferiority-complex
Summary: Sam accuses Freddie of something, and this time she's right.Well,kind of...





	iT's His Fault

AN: I don't know if this is really funny or not. _I _thought it was but my sense of humor, like my brain, is mysterious and twisted…

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Sam glared at Freddie, her hair damp with sweat, her face red from anger.

"You…you…you…dork!" She brought up all of her old names for the boy.  
"You stupid, annoying, little technical weenie."

Sam continued to yell at him, throwing insults and curse words in there to keep it interesting.

"You!" Sam jabbed a finger at him.

Anyone could tell she was done rambling. Her voice had an entirely different tone.

Freddie held his hands up in the air.

"It's not my fault!" Freddie defended himself.

Sam's blue eyes grew wide with astonishment. Then they flashed with anger.

"I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna kill him!"

"Sam" Carly said gently.

"I need you to _calm down_."

Carly took a piece of sliced ham and waved in front of Sam's face.

"Smell the ham."

"Ham. Calm."

Sam's eyes closed and she visibly relaxed. Then, just as Freddie let out a relieved sigh…

"AAHHH!!! _Freddie! _You did this to me!"

What did Freddie do?

Well, I think the doctors' next words answer that question.

"Okay, Sam, we need you to push! Push!"

AN: Short, but I thought it was funny. Review?


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